Things Life Doesn't Prepare You For
Add to the list!
- •Sea bear attack
- •Sea rhinoceros attack
- •When they're out of your go-to water ice flavor at Rita'sNo blue raspberry?? I guess I'll have.... Lemon? (Fuck I hate lemon)
- •The moment after you wish someone happy birthday in response to them wishing you happy birthday
- •Becoming financially responsible*gets paid* *buys samurai sword in Amazon*