Add to the list!
  1. Sea bear attack
  2. Sea rhinoceros attack
  3. When they're out of your go-to water ice flavor at Rita's
    No blue raspberry?? I guess I'll have.... Lemon? (Fuck I hate lemon)
  4. The moment after you wish someone happy birthday in response to them wishing you happy birthday
  5. Becoming financially responsible
    *gets paid* *buys samurai sword in Amazon*