Per Alaina
  1. Go for the high five when someone close waves to me
    Unnecessary, unwarranted, I do it anyway, we're both uncomfortable
  2. Ask someone how their trip to the bathroom was
    Why? Idk! What kind of response am I after? I'm all about the results, baby
  3. Act overly satisfied while peeing in a public restroom
    Nothing like locking eyes with the 78 year old man next to you and unleashing a very sexual groan
  4. Answer questions intended for other people
    I don't do this on purpose but.. Oh god.. Just thinking about it embarrasses me
  5. Ask the "hard" questions
    "My hands are full, could you itch my crotch for me?"