Things That Make You Feel Extremely Awkward but You Do Them Anyway
- •Go for the high five when someone close waves to meUnnecessary, unwarranted, I do it anyway, we're both uncomfortable
- •Ask someone how their trip to the bathroom wasWhy? Idk! What kind of response am I after? I'm all about the results, baby
- •Act overly satisfied while peeing in a public restroomNothing like locking eyes with the 78 year old man next to you and unleashing a very sexual groan
- •Answer questions intended for other peopleI don't do this on purpose but.. Oh god.. Just thinking about it embarrasses me
- •Ask the "hard" questions"My hands are full, could you itch my crotch for me?"