DATING APP BIOS

Job titles I've come across on dating app bios
  1. Founder and CEO at Bear Stearns
  2. Investment Manager at JOE's pizza
    And by that you mean you're investing all your money in pizza aka you are terrible (or amazing? ) at managing your money.
  3. Investment Banker at Goldman Sachs
  4. Investment Banker
  5. Investment Banker
  6. Investment Banker
  7. Finance Industry
    Keeping it vague. Nice !
  8. Banker
    Really? You couldn't even come up with a bank name?
  9. Harvald Graduate
    look closely..