Chapter Titles for the Book About My Life

My internet search history
  1. How to sell your kidney
    New poor: the trials and tribulations of being a financial idiot
  2. How to get through work on one hour of sleep
    Nap city bitch
  3. Potato recipes
  4. Hardball rules
    General sports obsessions
  5. Where does Harry Styles live
  6. Real estate in Alaska
  7. In the criminal justice system sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous
    In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories." - the vast importance of Elliot Stabler
  8. WWRFD
    What would roger federer do and the importance of platonic crushes
  9. Do you believe in miracles?!
  10. gossip girl Acapulco and being twitter famous
  11. Call me liesl
    The sound of music and of course Christopher Plummer
  12. Modest bathing suit
    Modest dirndl
  13. Jesus Christ superstar
  14. The office creep
    Turns out it's not funny a la creed in the office