WEIRDEST CONVERSATIONS I'VE HAD ON A ROAD TRIP
'Cause 12 hours in a car ain't easy
- •If you eat a pig that ate a human, are you a cannibal?Think about it... Unless you're at brunch then don't, just don't.
- •Who's the hottest president?
- •What is paradise?I think, at this point, we'd just camped in the rain for three days. Our standards were low, oh-so low.
- •Why is it called a geyser when it should be called a galser?
- •What happens if you cross a hipster with a yuppie?*gulp*
- •What would happen if Donald Trump was elected president?
- •Do plants feel pain?
- •Mud throwing theme park. Why isn't this a thing?!Seriously, someone make this a thing!
- •Think we could sell a new brand of peanut butter called, "Spread the Love"?
- •Will you record us pie-ing each other in the face?
- •Where is all the fossilized dinosaur poo?And where can I get some??
- •If you have no rules then you have rules, right?Trippy, man.
- •If you were reincarnated as a tree, which one would you be?Obviously a redwood.
- •What is the meaning of life?You knew we were headed there eventually!