Disney Crushes

Like any red-blooded American male, I was raised on Disney movies. As a side effect, many of my early crushes came from these movies. A few of these crushes are somewhat problematic.
  1. Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
    I have no proof of this, but Ariel's transformation scene might have been the first moment of my sexual awakening.
  2. Pocahontas (Pocahontas)
    Why, yes, I do in fact know why the grinning bobcat grins.
  3. Mary Poppins (Mary Poppins)
    Hot for nanny.
  4. Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
    Started my love affair with voracious readers.
  5. Jasmine (Aladdin)
    Bare midriff and pet tiger? That's a killer one-two punch.
  6. Faline (Bambi)
    This one might have been a bit confusing.
  7. Nala (The Lion King)
    See above.
  8. Susan Evers/Sharon McKendrick (The Parent Trap)
    What young lad wasn't emotionally devastated to find out there is in fact only one Hayley Mills?
  9. Jenny (Oliver & Company)
    My hipster pick. Y'all don't know nothing about this.
  10. Miss Price (Bedknobs and Broomsticks)
    Infatuation, she wrote. (Note: I mentally rejected so many dirty jokes for this caption)
  11. Robin Hood (Robin Hood)
    Please don't ask me to explain this one. I'm just trying to keep it real.