EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM 90'S NICKELODEON GAME SHOWS

I watched a lot of TV as a child and turned out perfectly normal.
  1. Double Dare
    Don't fear the physical challenge. Also, slime happens.
  2. Nick Arcade
    Watching others play video games is just not that much fun. Also, going inside a video game is not as awesome as you would imagine.
  3. Legends of the Hidden Temple
    Some things in life are impossible, but you still have to try. Also, always avoid being grabbed by creepy white guys in ethnic clothing.
  4. Wild and Crazy Kids
    Teamwork is important and a weak link with take you down quickly. Also, I think I know where Youth pastors get all their shitty games.
  5. What Would You Do?
    It's critical for people to understand their own limitations and weaknesses. Also, people love seeing others do stupid shit.
  6. Guts
    When you push yourself physically, it's amazing how much you can endure. Also, there is nothing more valuable in this world than a giant piece of crappy plastic.