By Jack Fenway Murray
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  2. Once there was a little dragon who loved water because she loved taking baths in them. No matter what pond it was.
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  3. A man took the pond and turned it into a golfing alley.
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  4. The little dragon had not one pond now.
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  5. So she cried and cried and cried for a month until one day the tears made a pond.
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  6. And everybody except the man lived heavenly ever after.
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  8. Side question: is the Pulitzer Prize something you have to apply for, or do they just give it to you?