By Jack Fenway Murray
  1. Once there was a little dragon who loved water because she loved taking baths in them. No matter what pond it was.
  2. A man took the pond and turned it into a golfing alley.
  3. The little dragon had not one pond now.
  4. So she cried and cried and cried for a month until one day the tears made a pond.
  5. And everybody except the man lived heavenly ever after.
  6. Side question: is the Pulitzer Prize something you have to apply for, or do they just give it to you?