THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LEGIT LIKE A GROWN ASS ADULT

I'm 31 so at some point I shouldn't be surprised that I consider myself an adult, right?
  1. Renting a car
    For real? You're just going to let me use this car for a while? Ok.
  2. Buying produce
    Because I'm a healthy af adult.
  3. Reading a newspaper
    Something about reading outdated news while holding a big ass piece of paper feels dignified.
  4. Picking my own church
    Bonus points for having to seriously consider the childcare situation as a part of the decision.
  5. Drinking black coffee
    Ain't nobody got time for cream and sugar! I've got important adult things to do!
  6. Doing my taxes
    Shouldn't this be harder? Maybe it's easy for me because I don't own property, stocks, or a yacht?
  7. Parenting
    Just every aspect.
  8. Being awake before the sun comes up for 99% of the last 6 years of mornings.
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  9. Being a AAA member.
    Suggested by   @gayla
  10. Making an appointment to go to the doctors/dentist/etc by myself.
    And actually going.
    Suggested by   @michellejennifer
  11. Buying a book of stamps
    Suggested by   @kate81
  12. Making marinara from scratch and not from a jar....
    Suggested by   @classyAF
  13. Being older than the band
    I still remember the first time this happened--the band wasn't old enough to drink, and I was standing there in the audience with a beer. (These days sometimes I'm old enough to have *birthed* the band. That has taken some getting used to, too!)
    Suggested by   @cordeliane