TIMES I'VE FOUND MY DAUGHTER SLEEPING THAT'S RESEMBLED A CRIME SCENE
My daughter has a love/hate relationship with sleep which creates some interesting sleeping arrangements. These are all 100% real.
- •Double homicide? Or horrific car bed crash?
- •Gunned down in the prime of her life while watching Bubble Guppies.
- •She was so close to bed when the poison took effect.
- •Same as above.
- •Pushed down the stairs by the monkey pillow, who then looked on with grim determination.
- •Poisoned lip gloss. If only she had not put on SO much!
- •No one wants to die with mismatched socks.