TIMES I'VE FOUND MY DAUGHTER SLEEPING THAT'S RESEMBLED A CRIME SCENE

My daughter has a love/hate relationship with sleep which creates some interesting sleeping arrangements. These are all 100% real.
  1. Double homicide? Or horrific car bed crash?
  2. Gunned down in the prime of her life while watching Bubble Guppies.
  3. She was so close to bed when the poison took effect.
  4. Same as above.
  5. Pushed down the stairs by the monkey pillow, who then looked on with grim determination.
  6. Poisoned lip gloss. If only she had not put on SO much!
  7. No one wants to die with mismatched socks.