How I know I'm getting old

  1. I'm tired all the time.
  2. I go to bed at 9 and get up at 6.
  3. I just yelled at a kid to get off my lawn
  4. Can't recover from a night out
  5. Everything is turning gray...everything
  6. I have hair growing out of my nose and ears
  7. I want watch the news a lot
  8. My I.d wasn't checked for buying alcohol
  9. Everything hurts