GIFS that show up when I search my name

I wish I could explain how these came about
  1. Teens making out
    Should I be proud that this is the first thing that comes up? Or extremely sad?
  2. Child dancer obviously in pain
    She may be the one who danced with Shia LaBeouf in a bird cage so, like, kudos I guess
  3. I don't know who this is
    & now I'm nervous that I should know & people may demand a recall of the "Pop Culture Expert" title on my tumblr
  4. It's like they (the trolls hidden in the depths of the Internet) know me
    Bc I'm a clutz & if I attempted this task, this is the only possible outcome