How I got my dress dirty today

This is an average day in the life of a messy person
  1. Toothpaste dribble
  2. A little bit of strawberry yogurt on the hem
  3. Tomato with guacamole fell off my fork
  4. Dirt from a last minute jeep off roading excursion
  5. The soap and water that I used to try to clean up now just looks like I pissed myself
  6. Pizza grease
    Classic
  7. Tbd (on a plane now so there is still time to get grosser)