Some Signs Around My Apartment Building

  1. Starting out with a two-fer
    No animals allowed, except (apparently) for the birds living in the managers apartment
  2. Some might think this is a given
    Not me
  3. Keep it clean
  4. "No guests"
    Don't have many friends "anyways"
  5. This bin is hyper specific
  6. Don't let it hit you on the way out