1. Starting out with a two-fer
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    No animals allowed, except (apparently) for the birds living in the managers apartment
  2. Some might think this is a given
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    Not me
  3. Keep it clean
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  4. "No guests"
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    Don't have many friends "anyways"
  5. This bin is hyper specific
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  6. Don't let it hit you on the way out
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