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His name is Blah Blah and we've been friends for a while. He gets upset when I leave
  1. 1
    This one was taken right before I left for a long weekend and couldn't bring him with me.
  2. 2
    This one has a Lost in Translation kind of feel to it.
  3. 3
    Similar to 2, but with more anger. He wants me to ask him about his day so he can give a snarky response.
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  1. When I look very quickly at two people who are next to each other it combines their features into one person
    It's always kind of a shock and also hilarious
  2. Holds on to incredibly disturbing thoughts, and then throws them back at me when I'm feeling happy/relaxed
    This is why I can't read the news. It'll haunt me for years.
  3. Repeats words or phrases over and over internally. Like getting a song stuck in your head, but words.
    Currently: "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." -HAL
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  1. You know the ones.
  2. 6:00 pm - right after leaving the grocery story. I ate one in my car and got crumbs down my shirt.
  3. 8:00 pm - two whilst watching Parks and Rec. Crumbs all over my bed.
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  1. Standardized tests
  2. Being aggressively maternal
  3. Maintaining uncomfortable eye contact
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  1. Make me coffee every morning and set it by my bedside so that I'm awakened by the smell
  2. Create an atmosphere of total and complete silence for most of the day
  3. Keep the thermostat on 69 degrees!!!! Not 74!!!
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  1. This female and her striking suitor
  2. That female again, this time with some grapes
  3. Kind of unsettling
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  1. Accidentally opened the passenger door to another persons car, then stared at the guy in the driver's seat for a full 6 seconds
    I don't know...the car kind of looked like mine. He said, "I think you have the wrong car."
  2. Approached a group of Cool Juniors at the beginning of my freshman year of high school in the hopes of being their friend
    I don't know why I thought this would work. We did not become friends, and I had to go to extremes to avoid running into them until they graduated.
  3. Gotten emotionally invested in Game of Thrones
    I care too much now. And the producers obviously don't care about me.
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As in bands I still listen to with thorough enjoyment and very little shame (but sometimes some shame).
  1. Say Anything
  2. Manchester Orchestra
  3. Silversun Pickups
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  1. 1.
    Sunday night - shower
    Yes, I am clean. This feels good. I like being a responsible adult who takes showers regularly. I will do better this week. I will shower every night and consistently feel this refreshed.
  2. 2.
    Monday night - no shower
    My hair is still pretty clean, I don't smell bad, and I have way too many things to do. No need for showering, really.
  3. 3.
    Tuesday night - no shower
    Okay, my hair doesn't look great. But I really want to sleep and I can just wear it up tomorrow then shower after work. It's just this once it'll be fine.
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