THINGS I AM UNREASONABLY GOOD AT

  1. Standardized tests
  2. Being aggressively maternal
  3. Maintaining uncomfortable eye contact
  4. Being far too early to everything
  5. Quoting the Avatar: The Last Airbender intro word for word
  6. Convincing myself to buy very expensive food
  7. Convincing myself to buy very cheap food, specifically McDonalds, several times a week