THINGS YOU REALIZE WHEN YOU'VE BEEN HOME SICK FOR A WEEK

  1. Netflix binge-watching is only fun when it's a choice
  2. The whole "continue playing" thing on Netflix that pops up after a few episodes is only there to make you feel bad about yourself
  3. It's 2015. Why is the common cold still a thing?
  4. Also, it's 2015. Why can't my dog drive to the grocery store and buy me more soup?
  5. I should probably use this time to get caught up on all the work I have
  6. I should probably clean my apartment more often
  7. Having a significant other would be nice
  8. This is probably karma for all the times I've lied about being sick
  9. I will never take being not sick for granted again
  10. It's 2015. Why does all cough medicine still taste terrible?
  11. I wonder how many people who ask if they can bring you anything actually mean it
  12. I've never napped so much in my life
  13. Can't decide which is worse: work or illness