Inspired by @ListPrompts Oops I'm a lil late
  1. Was not consensual
    Some stranger grabbed me and stuck his tongue down my throat. In other words, sexual assault.
  2. Therefore did not really happen yet
    Because I can't really count that last one!!! Wtf
  3. I don't even want one!!!
    I am both asexual and a huge germophobe so the idea of exchanging bodily fluids with people is a big no no from me. Not a turn on but a turn off.