Morgan is mah bffl and I've had a beer
  1. 1.
    we are the same person
    if I had a dime for every time we a. were described as interchangeable or, b. wore the same outfit I'd be able to buy a whole sock at American apparel
  2. 2.
    she mainly drinks coolers
    how many people do you know who can unironically drink a Bacardi breezer and (barely) get away with it?
  3. 3.
    we hate the same people
    the basis of any good relationship
  4. 4.
    one time she swore at me the entire time I walked (carried) her home and I still love her
  5. 5.
    I have probably done the same thing to her and she still loves me
  6. 6.
    sometimes when she's really excited, she lunges
    haven't you noticed that? she totally does a weird sideways lunge
  7. 7.
    she has the loudest laugh ever lol
    "when you get Morgan laughing she sounds like a nut!" - my dad
  8. 8.
    she's a cool progressive/feminist gal
    cats against cat calling!!
  9. 9.
    she's funny
    have u heard her #divorce jokes?
  10. 10.
    she went out for Halloween with me during grade 11 and 12
    being a bunch of grapes was a bunch of fun