1. I'm in Scotland on exchange for the semester
  2. it's been great!!!!!!
  3. last night we went out and got fairly drunk (as one does in Scotland)
  4. at around 3 am we left the pub we were drinking at in search for food
  5. little did we know that this would be a massive ordeal
    as in ZERO restaurants open except for ONE McDonalds
  6. we get to this mcdonalds and there is a line to get in, complete with a bouncer
  7. just as we were about to get in, a group of drunk guys tried to butt us in line
  8. I VERY KINDLY pointed out that the queue starts down the block
  9. they asked me (rather aggressively I might add) where I was from
  10. I happily responded "Canada!"
  11. and they not so happily responded "fuck you, you fucking maple leaf, we're from here"
  12. and I said something along the lines of "that's great! but there's a line"
  13. this is when I realize I'm about 20 seconds away from getting punched
    my friends also realize this and start to prepare themselves for a real fight
  14. I'd like to point out that I am very small, and I would be destroyed in any serious fight
  15. but luckily the bouncer let us in just in time, and we avoided a fight!
  16. all of this effort was worth it, just for the single and hilariously unimaginative insult "you fucking maple leaf"
  17. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦