HOW TO BE ME IN 5 EASY STEPS
Inspired by all the rad people doing these today!
- 1.Be late to everythingAnd I mean e v e r y t h i n g !!! I can't be on time to something to save my life. It's my plan for me to be wheeled in 15 minutes late to my funeral so I can be late one last time
- 2.Make cringe-worthy puns or lame ass dad jokesMy joke of the day: If I was a spice, what would I be ???? Slutmeg
- 3.Half-ass your workouts but full-ass your cheat day rewardsI mean I did one push-up... that's 300 calories right?? Guess I CAN have that slice of pie tonight!!
- 4.Be very emotional and sensitive to everything, overthink the simplest of things until you're a complete messI'm a huge crybaby... oops
- 5.Watch at least two hours of Netflix a dayTwo hours is soft af so at least that