This is not at all ranked because who could really rank all of Chandler's jokes and one-liners?
  1. Joey: When you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means. Chandler: You sure he'll crack that code?
  2. I am not "blah", I am a hoot!
  3. Couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Because I think, actually, mine's growing back
  4. Ross: I went tanning at that place your wife suggested Chandler: Was that place THE SUN?
  5. I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
  6. Ross: No. Homo Habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect. Chandler: Well, maybe he was nervous
  7. I'm funny right? ... What do you know? You're a door. You just like knock-knock jokes.
  8. Nice camouflage. For a minute, I almost didn't see you
  9. All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career over men
  10. And of course...
  11. I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!
  12. Could he BE any more adorable?