WHY I'M SWIPING LEFT ON YOUR PROFILE

  1. Your default picture is a group picture with more than 3 people
    I don't have time to figure out which one you are... also you're almost never the one I think you are, so I'm just disappointed now (if you're gonna post a group picture, make sure you're the most attractive one)
  2. You have a picture with a girl who's obviously a lot cuter than I am
    Is this an ex? A friend? What's the best possible outcome of posting a picture of yourself with another woman...
  3. You specifically state that you're just looking for a hookup
    I love you for your honesty, but that's just not what I'm looking for... but someone else might be so keep on keeping it 💯
  4. 2+ Gym selfies
    You are way into your looks
  5. IF YOU LIKE OR EVEN IMPLY THAT YOU LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC OR HUNTING
    This doesn't make me want to pop my pussy 0/10 would recommend
  6. If I recognize you from my personal life
    nope nope nope nope nope
  7. Low quality pictures to the point where it looks like you took it with a Nintendo DS
    I watch too much Law and Order SVU and this screams catfish or something shady (or maybe you just have a crappy phone)
  8. You have a picture of your kids
    Maybe this is more to me since my filter is up to age 45 (older guys can be hot idk) but no thanks
  9. Bios are what make or break you
    I was really iffy on the last guy I was seeing (the one I gave a crappy bj to) but eventually swiped right because his bio was really cool