Nightmare in the Grocery Store
A Friday the 13th horror story...
- •Halfway through a grocery trip Claire, my 3 year old, HAD TO go to the bathroom.Number two, of course.
- •I leave the cart, rush her and her little sister to the grocery store bathroom.Kill me now.
- •Once we get in, I plead with Nora, my one and a half year old, to stop touching everything!WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?!?
- •Then, just as I'm occupied wiping Claire's bum, I turn to see...
- •Nora has HER MOUTH on the toilet flusher.
- •Children are disgusting.Just look at these monsters.