Weirdly Satisfying

  1. taking lint out of lint screen
  2. hearing ice crack when pouring water into the cup
    or sometimes i put the water in first and then ice. it's more ✨dramatic✨ that way
  3. parallel parking in one easy swoop
  4. eyeballing the symmetry necessary for folding something in thirds and having it work perfectly
    i'm really good at this. mailing some paper or some shit? i got you
  5. showering with a white towel at a hotel and seeing how much dirt you got off
  6. stopping the gas pump on an exact dollar amount, freehand
  7. Taking food out of the microwave with one second left
    Suggested by   @christinakc
  8. peeing with the door open
  9. tearing perfectly along perforation