When all else fails, become an entrepreneur.
  1. Open a new tailor shop in a run down building. Name the shop "Seams Legit"
  2. Open an ice cream shop named "Fortune Flavors the Bold"
  3. Open up a combo acupuncture brunch place called "poke and yolk"
  4. Open up a surf and turf place specializing in barbecue. Call it "Pearls before Swine"