1. 6:00 AM
    Don't sweat that alarm clock, firecracker. Simmer a bit longer before starting your day.
  2. 8:00 AM
    Work. Those quinoa salads won't make themselves.
  3. 10:00 AM
    Break. Check the insta likes on my latest GoPro vid.
  4. 12:00 PM
    Lunch. Taquitos.
  5. 4:00 PM
    Teach random group of youth about the benefits of nutrition and exercise. Tell them to check out my insta for more tips.
  6. 5:00 PM
    Dinner. Leftover rice and chicken. All about that meal prep, bruh.
  7. 6:00 PM
    Read some dank life poetry by Robert Frost. Mark quotes to bring up in conversation about how bros are more than just bros.
  8. 6:30 PM
    Moment of self-doubt. Check Web MD to make sure sadness doesn't cause muscle atrophy.
  9. 7:00 PM
    Light 5 mile run before sunset. Choose the road less traveled.
  10. 9:00 PM
    GoT. The sand snakes are dope.
  11. 10:00 PM
    Jumping jacks for that bedtime endorphin rush.