1. The Hogwarts express
    Static
    Literally just a train in a world with flying broomsticks, cars, and apparation
  2. Umbrella
    Static
    It's a miracle Mary Poppins wasn't struck by lightning.
  3. Magic carpet
    Static
    No safety features whatsoever. Has failed every crash test
  4. Portkeys
    Static
    Just a kidnapping disaster waiting to happen.
  5. Star Trek teleporting
    Local
    I'd rather not have every atom of me ripped apart and spliced back together somewhere else
  6. Bubble
    Static
    No privacy and you'll probably suffocate on a long journey
  7. Cinderella's pumpkin coach
    Static
    Only available seasonally and before the clock strikes midnight.
  8. Samwise Gamgee
    Static
    Piggyback rides up Mt. Doom are not practical.