MY BEST OLD PROFILE PICTURES

Prompted by The List App, My Best Old Profile Pictures
  1. I plead the fifth.
  2. A great picture showcasing the talent of my overly-large mouth.
  3. Dole whips are much more attractive than me. So, me+dole whip.
  4. An accidental but incredible shot.
  5. How I look now after surviving the never ending "man phase."