Reasons I Should Not Be Allowed to Communicate via Email

  1. Too long
  2. Too personal
  3. Too casual
  4. Too formal
  5. Too much information
  6. Too many times sending a draft before it is done
  7. Too late
  8. Too many exclamation points
  9. Too few exclamation points
  10. Too many paragraph returns
  11. Too many commas
  12. Too often typed with my thumbs
  13. Anxiety