Things I Do While "Cleaning"

In order
  1. 1.
    Put on "House" in the "background"
  2. 2.
    Strip sheets off my bed
  3. 3.
    Put everything on my bed
  4. 4.
    Make a burrito
  5. 5.
    Eat burrito on crowded bed and watch "House." Can't eat and watch at the same time.
  6. 6.
    Call my mother
  7. 7.
    Pop every pimple on my body
  8. 8.
    Stare vainly into my vanity at the tomato face I am
  9. 9.
    Check the lighting, it's the lighting
  10. 10.
    Stare at my closet, I hate every item in it
  11. 11.
    Make piles: trash, give, sell
  12. 12.
    I am now 4 episodes into "House" with no idea what's going on and it's fine it's all the same
  13. 13.
    I am late to rehearsal