Things I Do While "Cleaning"
- 1.Put on "House" in the "background"
- 2.Strip sheets off my bed
- 3.Put everything on my bed
- 4.Make a burrito
- 5.Eat burrito on crowded bed and watch "House." Can't eat and watch at the same time.
- 6.Call my mother
- 7.Pop every pimple on my body
- 8.Stare vainly into my vanity at the tomato face I am
- 9.Check the lighting, it's the lighting
- 10.Stare at my closet, I hate every item in it
- 11.Make piles: trash, give, sell
- 12.I am now 4 episodes into "House" with no idea what's going on and it's fine it's all the same
- 13.I am late to rehearsal