Thoughts While Getting Your 'Bikini Area' Waxed

  1. I am in charge of my own body. I am awesome, I want this, I know exactly what I am doing.
  2. What groupon did I get, I got the chocolate one right? That was cheaper... No, I got the green tea one because I'm sensitive
  3. "Can I get the green teaaaa... eerrr yeah I'm just really sensitive, I, yeah.... Coarse? I dunno about ... Sure yeah that one."
  4. I am undressing I am undressing-wow I need this-I am undressing. I'm so cool with this, people do this all the time. Just drop their pants in a strange room painted a 'soothing green'
  5. Do I lay on the table or wait for her to...
  6. I'm gonna lay on the table.
  7. My crotch is facing the door what if someone comes..."hi, Jayla, yeah you can come in!"
  8. My ass is sweating
  9. Okayyyyy here we GOOOOOO it's happening and we are not talking about ittttt! "Can I get the. Um the landing...strip one? Yeah just the ... Mhm the line. ? What? No I haven't shaved..."
  10. HOT HOT HOT HOT
  11. I AM A CASUAL WOMAN WITH WOMANLY CONTROL OF MY WOMANLY BODY BAI HAIRS
  12. OOOOOWWWWAAAHHHHWOOOWOOWWW
  13. "Ooh! No no I'm fine haha, yeah no I cry all the time hahahaha"
  14. *violent shaking*
  15. The patriarchy will never die I am literally perpetuating the patriarchy with my hard earned cash.
  16. OhWow okay yeah the top always hurts the most but that has to be done by now. Surely Jayla is not TRYING to hurt me, she is just doing her job. Her job is ripping hairs from their rightful places.
  17. How many square feet wide is my god damn pussy
  18. "What? Hold my knees? Yeah, right sure haha, assume the position right? Ha...."
  19. Every pore on my body is dripping sweat.
  20. It's done... We are done... WE ARE DONE JAYLA WE DID IT 😫
  21. "NOPE don't worry about the ingrowns, yep I'm sure, yeah I got it.. Thank you so much!"
  22. I am Clifford the big red down under
  23. Why did I wear jeans
  24. I should tip Jayla $1,000 but here's a $10 which is more than I can aff... "Thank you so much!!"
  25. I love my hairless inner thighs I will never shave I am a responsible woman who waxes regularly. I love wax!!
  26. "Hi, yeah, I just-- mhm. No, that's okay, I'll just call if I want. To, um. Come back."
  27. *one day later* I LOVE MY BODDD MY HAIRLESS VAGINA IS MY OWWWNNNN NO MORE PANTS EVR AGIN GO ME I AM WOMAN HEAR ME WAX WHEN I WANT TO