THINGS I'VE WATCHED WHILE MY HUSBAND IS ON VACAY

...quantity, not quality.
  1. The season premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
  2. The Nanny Diaries (circa 2007)
  3. When Harry Met Sally
  4. The blooper reel for The Mindy Project, Season 2
  5. Kramer v. Kramer, the bright spot of actual taste in this list
  6. The Single Moms Club
  7. A YouTube video of a marching band playing a cover of "Hello"
  8. An episode of Modern Family
  9. A billion episodes of The Office for the billionth time each