LAST 4 PHOTOS ON MY CAMERA ROLL, CAPTIONED

  1. 1.
    When you find your cousin on tinder and screenshot it to send to all your family members. Forget the fact that this is also an admission of your own participation in tinder machine. Get cajoled into showing all aforementioned family members your tinder profile and matches.
  2. 2.
    The tinder screen grab I had to send my family members
  3. 3.
    The photo you sent in response to an invitation to see Paul Simon live (response was an obvious yes)
  4. 4.
    Important photo to have at any given time in ones life.