5 THINGS THE GILMORE GIRLS REVIVAL MUST INCLUDE, OR I WILL REVOLT

  1. Miss Patty, preferably in a dance scene with Emily Gilmore.
  2. A touching tribute to Richard Gilmore that is teary without sliding into maudlin.
  3. A Stars Hollow festival of some kind. Pumpkins are encouraged.
  4. Paris Gellar telling Rory like it is. Bonus points if she's telling her to quit being annoying about something.
  5. Michel in a Broadway musical piece about how much he hates people
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  6. Kirk getting punched in the mouth by Babette
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  7. 90 minutes of Dave Rygalski winning over Lane
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