5 THINGS THE GILMORE GIRLS REVIVAL MUST INCLUDE, OR I WILL REVOLT
- •Miss Patty, preferably in a dance scene with Emily Gilmore.
- •A touching tribute to Richard Gilmore that is teary without sliding into maudlin.
- •A Stars Hollow festival of some kind. Pumpkins are encouraged.
- •Paris Gellar telling Rory like it is. Bonus points if she's telling her to quit being annoying about something.
- •Michel in a Broadway musical piece about how much he hates people
- •Kirk getting punched in the mouth by Babette
- •90 minutes of Dave Rygalski winning over Lane