RELATIONSHIP BETRAYALS

This list is here to demonstrate how we all suck deep down inside.
  1. Watching the next episode of Orange Is the New Black without your SO
  2. Actually, watching any TV Show without your SO
  3. Waking your SO up from deep REM sleep because you're bored
  4. Kissing your SO with hummus breath
  5. The Dutch Oven
  6. Eating the leftovers that you AGREED TO SPLIT CAROL!!!
  7. SERIOUSLY CAROL THAT PAD THAI WAS FOR BOTH OF US!!!