HOW DIDN'T MY PARENTS FIGURE OUT I WAS GAY AS A KID?

Looking at some childhood snapshots I'm surprised they didn't figure earlier I was gay.
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    Strike a pose, baby.
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    Couldn't wait to ride in Cinderella's Coach.
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    A Raggedy Ann doll.
  4. 2.
    Three words: Black Pleather Vest. WTF?
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    And last, but not least, who is that sassy little boy who doesn't like girls?