1. My brain thinks too much
    Often about unnecessary things....
  2. I laugh alone on jokes that talk about penguins
    It is a penguin which lifts a paw and finds it funny so he lifts the other and falls
  3. I say too much things perverse ....
    69 xD
  4. I often speak to myself
    (Or rather to people in my head but chuuuuuuuuut ... )
  5. I have too big dreams
  6. I'm afraid of midges because I don't want to hurt them
    In fact I'm afraid of ALL insects
  7. I love unicorn
    Who don't ?
  8. I have the little finger of the right hand too small what prevents me from playing the bass correctly
    My cat can't stand it anymore