1. Being asked why I'm still single by everyone including my 16 year old brother
  2. Everyone trying to hook me up with a friend
  3. The Longhorns torturing me for 60 minutes while keeping it close with Tech while comically losing in the end
  4. The Cowboys inevitably losing the game that knocks them out of the playoffs
  5. That one dessert that always looks good that I try every year but it still tastes like shit
  6. The fight I will have with my dad during the family football game because he stacked his team once again
  7. Me bitching about how even after my father stacked his team he had to cheat to win
  8. Not being able to jackoff because the Chiloso bet is still going