This list will perhaps be ongoing. Things that got twisted from the point of conception in my brain to traveling out of my mouth
  1. "Makin babies is hard!"
    I said this to my boss as we were discussing his baby's sleep schedule and some tips I had to offer from my own expirence. I meant to say "raisin' babies is hard work". The result? An awkward end to a conversation to which he replied "I actually think that's the easy part" 😳