THINGS I SAID THAT CAME OUT WRONG

This list will perhaps be ongoing. Things that got twisted from the point of conception in my brain to traveling out of my mouth
  1. "Makin babies is hard!"
    I said this to my boss as we were discussing his baby's sleep schedule and some tips I had to offer from my own expirence. I meant to say "raisin' babies is hard work". The result? An awkward end to a conversation to which he replied "I actually think that's the easy part" 😳