1. How they don't actually know anyone that supports Trump
  2. How they don't like the word moist
    As if that somehow makes them different than the rest of the world
  3. How cool/uncool it is to be vegan
    As if there's a right and a wrong side to choosing what you want to eat
  4. How they ditched coffee for tea or juice or some other drink
    As if people that drink coffee only drink coffee and nothing else forever and ever(ex: "oh you're ordering tea? I thought you were a coffee person") DRINKS ARE INTERCHANGEABLE
  5. How Facebook is just used to sell things while they promote their new product
    As if calling out the obvious somehow makes you more unique and less annoying