THOUGHTS I HAD WHILE WATCHING THE FOREST

  1. Rotten Tomatoes is a dirty liar, this movie is scary as hell.
  2. Why does the girl behind me keep saying what is happening out loud? We all have eyes.
  3. Why is there an infant making noises in this theater?
  4. What parents bring their 8 year old to a movie like this?
  5. What parent brings their 7 year old to a movie like this?
  6. I'm in a theater with multiple parents of the year nominees.
  7. These kids are going to grow up to be serial killers after watching this movie.
  8. I am judging these parents and I don't feel bad about it.
  9. Why did I think I could see this movie and feel ok?
  10. I should open my eyes now; I'm missing too much.
  11. BAD IDEA
  12. WHEN IS THIS OVER
  13. IS IT OVER?
  14. OH GOOD IT'S OVER. THAT WAS TERRIFYING
  15. I will not be sleeping well for a few nights.