To My Neighbor Whose Car Horn Has Been Blaring Continuously For The Last 10 Minutes
Full Disclosure : this spontaneous, continuous honking is a thing that old Wranglers do sometimes, I know, it's happened to me. You must stay vigilant in the face of what I like to think of as the existential screaming of an old car.
- •WAKE UP!
- •Seriously, how are you the only person who has not been awakened by this?
- •Are you ok? If you're not ok, I'm going to feel like such an asshole.
- •Please make it stop.
- •Your vanity license plate says POET... Are you a poet? I bet you're not. Poser.
- •Finn is judging the shit out of you right now.
- •OH. MY. GOD. My ears have been assaulted now for an eternity. It's 6:14 am. I hate you.
- •Thank the lord, you stopped it. Back to bed!
- •And... That's not happening. I'm awake.