Top 5 Traffic Hazards In The VI

I encountered all 5 yesterday, lucky me.
  1. 5.
    Donkeys
    These asses have no respect for traffic flow
  2. 4.
    Baby chickens
    Just too cute to run over
  3. 3.
    Goats
    Strength in numbers
  4. 2.
    Cars parked in the road while the driver has a conversation with a pedestrian
    We drive on the left, making this very convenient.
  5. 1.
    Distracted / drunk tourists
    Standing in the road, laying in the road, weaving down the road, being lost, etc.