because I saw @amieshmamie did it and I wanted to too
  1. You know what this is
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  2. The Arby's sign I stole in broad daylight
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  3. After my friend crashed on the easiest slope
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  4. The day the best Vietnamese food in Delaware died
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  5. I'm starting with the (wo)man in the mirror
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