Alternate Expressions for "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" for People That Can't Kiss

because of dumb religious rules or whatever. idk this is a throwaway list atm. add if you wanna
  1. Hug Me While My Dad Watches, I'm A Duggar
  2. Don't Know About Any Internet-Created Holidays, I'm Amish
  3. Kill Me, I'm Mormon
  4. Let Me Administer Your Dianetics Test, I'm a Scientologist
  5. Kissimmee, Florida
    Not a religion, PER SE
  6. Forgive Me For I Have Sinned, I'm a Catholic