Let's Talk About The Sydney White Hair Situation

I'm dragging this movie back into the spotlight ya'll
  1. The poster. Simple. Pulls you in. Introduces the fact that HER HAIR WILL BE LIKE THAT FOR THE ENTIRE FILM
  2. Whenever I think of this movie I think of 1. The review I wrote for my high school paper where I mention this exact topic 2. The hair stylist must've fucking died while making this movie because why???
  3. Two strands, apparent in every scene. Why????
  4. Fancy strands, but why?!!!?!
  5. Why would you want curtains hanging on the side of your face like that??
  6. I truly believe these two strands broke Amanda Bynes' career.
  7. The end.