Lucky Charms Marshmallows, Ranked

I might make some enemies with this one
  1. Blue moon: the worst. Why even bother showing up at all? By the time I get to them they've disintegrated.
  2. Horseshoe: another one that can't hold up (🍋), but because of its shape it tends to stay intact longer.
  3. Rainbow: it's no Roy G. Biv, but I gotta hand it to em, the rainbows bring a certain...umpf to the bowl.
  4. Hourglass: is that what this is supposed to be? Huh.
  5. Heart: good form, good consistency. I'm liking what I'm seeing.
  6. Shooting star: always thought this was a baby bottle. Anyway, could be higher, but the color choice got me fucked up. I need a nice yellow, that's an abrasive orange.
  7. Balloon: this could honestly be number one, but let me tell you why it's not...
  8. Clover: THE FUCKIN CHAMP. This is why the balloon can't be in the top spot, it lacks the grace of the clover. The intricate design. The luck (I'm seeing four leaves here people). It's also...a hat?!!! Versatility. My god.
  9. Thanks.