1. I'm lazy
    It's reality.
  2. I'm not nearly as creative/funny as people on here
  3. I don't know if people think of these things quickly?
    Maybe I'm just a slow thinker. I've got things to do
  4. None of my friends are on list
    (Yet) 😔
  5. It's sad when your lists don't get likes
    Bring on the pity likes