Funny Movie Quotes (in no specific order)

  1. "Kelly Clarkson!" -40 Year Old Virgin
  2. "And when Santa squeezes his fat white a* down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a*holes this side of the nuthouse." -Christmas Vacation
  3. "If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets." -Dumb and Dumber
  4. "I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon." -Stepbrothers
  5. "I had no idea you could milk a cat!" "Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples". "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?" -Meet the Parents
  6. "Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s." -Deadpool
  7. "How did you get the frank above the beans?" -There's Something About Mary
  8. "What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.” -Anchorman
  9. "(Has diarrhea from food poisoning and is trying to get to a bathroom) It's happening! It happened." -Bridesmaids